Trouble in Paradise

Penises.

And boys.

And boys with penises.

Surprise

Dicks.

Long John Silver.

 

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Re: Penises.

  • So you saw it last night I assume?
    This is my siggy.
  • Date 2 went well?
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  • Gaultry saw the weiner!
  • I am here for storytime, i like stories about penises....wait that sounded bad
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  • Actually, no I have not seen the peen.  Maybe tonight... lol

    You skanks won't play with me, you just want dirty details.  Boooo

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  • image gaultry:

    Actually, no I have not seen the peen.  Maybe tonight... lol

    You skanks won't play with me, you just want dirty details.  Boooo

    Heheheheh.  I'm living vicariously through you, so yeah.  Third date is a perfectly acceptable time to see the peen!

    This is my siggy.
  • image gaultry:

    Actually, no I have not seen the peen.  Maybe tonight... lol

    You skanks won't play with me, you just want dirty details.  Boooo

     

    I'll play with you and you'll like it.

    :motorboats gaultry's boobs:

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  • HI GAULTRY, MY NAME IS *** PETER JOHNSON

     

    And I am from space.

     

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    Are you serious???
  • Second date got moved to tonight... so maybe I'll jump on him and make out a bit.

    That may be a good gauge of what I'm dealing with, if he's happy to see me.

    Stick out tongue

    Really, it's just nice to spend time with him.  Although my sex drive is through the roof, and...yeah.

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  • ***-a-doodle-DELISH!

    Meat n two veg

    Whackabilly

     

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  • DamikDamik member
    Ancient Membership 2500 Comments

    Bean pole

    Lolipop

    all beef thermometer

    admiral winky

    anaconda

    bald headed yogurt slinger

    captain howdy 

    pocket otter

    Sargent stiffy 

    pepe

    fun gun

     

  • Takin' the log to the ol' beaver

    Tuna boat to china town

     

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  • DamikDamik member
    Ancient Membership 2500 Comments

    Poon wrecker

    ramrod

    princess sophia

    schlong

    longrod van hugeinstine

    dingle dangle

    one eyed giant

    quivering member

    wong

    love whistle

     

  • image Damik:

    Bean pole

    Lolipop

    all beef thermometer

    admiral winky

    anaconda

    bald headed yogurt slinger

    captain howdy 

    pocket otter

    Sargent stiffy 

    pepe

    fun gun

     

    Bwahahaha!

  • image LovelyMissNikki:

    HI GAULTRY, MY NAME IS *** PETER JOHNSON

     

    And I am from space.

     

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    And Holy Christ, what are you feeding that thing. ;)

    Can I lead it around behind me, please.

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  • image Damik:

    Bean pole

    Lolipop

    all beef thermometer

    admiral winky

    anaconda

    bald headed yogurt slinger

    captain howdy 

    pocket otter

    Sargent stiffy 

    pepe

    fun gun

     

     

    Damik you didn't mention, " the one-eyed snake" or my favorite " the pickle tickler" that one cracks me up...lolol 

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  • you forgot:

    One eyed willy

    Pocket Rocket

    Twig & berries

    Baby arm

    Baloney Pony

    one-eyed trouser snake

     tally-whacker

     heat-seeking love missile,

     pork sword

     magic wand

    joystick

     Captain Winkie

    frank n beans

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