I have really nothing major to confess though I am very emotionally attached to Dozer and have decided that I will find a way to take him home if he doesn't have a home/co-worker bows out.
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin