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Not the sharpest...
-tool in the shed
-knife in the drawer
-crayon in the box
Not the brightest bulb in the bunch
I like these- got any others?
Not my favorite, but my dad uses it:
You're so stupid you could fvck up a wet dream.
one brick short of a load
She's one song short of a musical.
Her elevator doesn't make it to the penthouse.
The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
He's all foam, no beer.
She's one taco short of a combination plate
One card short of a full deck. (.. or is it a full house?)
not the brightest bulb on the tree
dumber than a box of rocks
I guess it was my BIL's first bad word. I thought it was cute.
The rest of mine go something like this:
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