Neighbor around the corner and neighbor down the street (both around 40 years old) like to periodically stop by to use one of my husband's tools when i'm home alone during the day. I always open the garage and tell them to use whatever (bc they are friends with H), but they've started coming in the house and staying longer than they should.
Today they stopped by and I told them I hadn't picked up the house whenever they started to go inside (they always act like they want to see my dogs) and that they should just stay in the garage. They went in anyway! I had just done all of my bra/panty laundry and they were hanging all over my utility room...embarrassing.
I told the one neighbor that it was probably about time he bought his own tools. He assumed I was kidding, but I wasn't. It creeps me out b/c they are very flirtatious and a little inappropriate while they're here. I of course tell H everytime it happens...but still.