We had our "worst gift ever" exchange this week, and I think I won it with the paperback copy of Chuck Tingle's masterpiece. (In exchange I received a giant coffee mug shaped like a toilet. I promptly filled it with small chocolates and put it on my desk.)
After it was unwrapped, I took the opportunity to finish the other two thirds (the book is only 35 pages). I'm not sure how the gay unicorn sailor relates to the other two stories, which are also hilariously over the top ridiculous. But who doesn't love a story about true love at first sight? Especially true love for a gay unicorn sailor?!
In "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt" the protagonist creates a walking, talking, thinking clone of his own butt. That flies. And they fall in love after a one night stand.
The crowning gem is definitely the last story - "Pounded in the Butt by My Book: Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt." Author Chuck Tingle's fictitiously autobiographical character Buck Trungle is being sued by the walking, talking version of his 'best-selling novel' Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt. The book wants his fair share of the royalties, but when they meet to discuss terms, they fall in love after a one night stand.
And there you have it. I read Buttception, so that you don't have to! But it was hilariously ridiculous.
Also, Chuck Tingle's Instagram is full of awesome...